Nyanchu

Lyrics: Oomori Seiko
Composition: Igarashi Yohji
Translation: Đorđe no Jinsei

English

Ah…my…thing’s…not hanging there anymore
Perhaps I
Became that girl who was neither my friend nor my lover
Maybe It’s true
That I haven’t realized how I’ve only
Chosen chicks who were convenient to me
Ah…I…Ah…God damn
Ah, for the sake of keeping my living standard
I have to find a way of winning with this body!
Ugh…For real? Does it really hurt this much?
Ahh…it’s like…damnnn…
I underestimated it!

Meow, you’re like a spoiled kitten
But who mew it’s actually us guys who’re being spoiled
I think I’m kinda aware of it now
Meow, you want to be spoiled
Just by doing normal stuff, girls are
At their utmost limit
Meow, go and act spoiled
If you show your weak spot, you’ll also go through something strange
Only limited to my crib
Meow, aren’t you so helpless?
Who mew it’s actually us guys who’re being spoiled
I think I was actually aware of it all along
Mew

Uh…I…Wait… Ain’t this thing
A piece of cake, get myself a geezer
And use him to fulfill my dreams just like that – no way
Bro? Is doing this…really this brutal?
Thing that aren’t easy – all of that’s unfair
I was even ready to condemn the society

I…now…I…it’s like
Let’s say me and you switched places,
What happens to our souls is not the point
There are… you know… those things you use for that
Ain’t that a whole other story
Bro, it’s just that this body is inconvenient
Hey, give it back
Hey, I think I’m kinda aware of
How easy my youth was
Strong bodies come with weak hearts, certainly
And weak bodies come with strong hearts
Hey, you’re the one who’s strong
And hey, I’m weak
The times when I was the strongest, I was playing with extra lives
In cheat mode
Hey, give it back
Hey, I think I’m kinda aware of
How easy my youth was

Weren’t we always the same?

Meow, you’re like a spoiled kitten
But who mew it’s actually us guys who’re being spoiled
I think I’m kinda aware of it now
Meow, you want to be spoiled
Just by doing normal stuff, girls are
At their utmost limit
Meow, go and act spoiled
If you show your weak spot, you’ll also go through something strange
Only limited to my crib
Meow, aren’t you so helpless?
Who mew it’s actually us guys who’re being spoiled
I think I was actually aware of it all along
Who mew, who mew!

Translator Notes

The first line is wordplay, while not explicitly talking about somebody’s dick falling off it kind of implies it with a phrase that’s like “this just isn’t my day”. Also Ayuru grabs his crotch in the choreo lol.

Japanese

あれおれあれついてない
もしかして俺
友達でもない恋人でも無い
あの子になった
これそうだこれ間違いない
やっぱりだ俺都合いい女にしてたことすら
気づかなかった
ああおれああやばい
俺の生活水準のために
この身体で勝つ方法探せ
ああまじかこんな痛いんか
ああなんかやべーーーな
舐めてたわ

ニャンって甘えてんの
ニャンと俺たちの方が甘えてんの
ちょっとね気付いちゃった
ニャンって甘えたいの
女の子たちは普通するだけで
超限界だったんね
ニャンって甘えなよ
隙見せちゃうと変な目に遭うし
俺んち限定で
ニャン頼りないか
ニャンと俺たちの方が甘えてんの
やっぱね気づいてたね
にゃはっ

あれおれあれこれって
簡単でいいなおっさん使って
夢叶えてりゃいいよなんて
まじこれこんなえぐいん?
楽じゃないこと全部不当で
世の中恨んだつまりだったのに
おれいまおれなんか
たとえば君と入れ替わったら
心と心がどうとかなんて
あれあるじゃんこれ系のやつ
そういう話じゃなくね?
ふつーにこの体不要なんすけど

ねえ返してよ
ねえ簡単な青春だったんだって
ちょっとね気づいちゃった
弱い心には強い身体絶対
弱い身体には強い心
ねえ君は強いね
最強だった時代はチートな
ハートで

ねえ返してよ
ねえ簡単な青春だったんだって
ちょっとね気づいちゃった
ずっと一緒だったでしょ?

ニャンって甘えてんの
ニャンと俺たちの方が甘えてんの
ちょっとね気付いちゃった
ニャンって甘えたいの
女の子たちは普通するだけで
超限界だったんね
ニャンって甘えなよ
隙見せちゃうと変な目に遭うし
俺んち限定で
ニャン頼りないか
ニャンと俺たちの方が甘えてんの
やっぱね気づいてたね

ニャンてねニャンてね

Romaji

Are ore are tsuitenai
Moshikashite ore
Tomodachi demo nai koibito demo nai
Ano ko ni natta
Kore souda kore machigainai
Yappari ore
Tsugoy ii onna ni shiteta koto sura
Kidzukanakatta
Aa ore aa yabai ore no seikatsu suijun no tame ni
Kono karada de katsu houhou sagase
Aa majika konna itain ka
Aa nanka yabeee na
Nametetawa

Nyantte amaetenno
Nyannto oretachi no hou ga amaetennno
Chotto ne kidzuichatta
Nyanntte amaetaino
Onna no ko tach iwa futsuu suru dake de
Chougenkai dattan ne
Nyanntte amaenayo
Sukimisechau to hen na me ni aushi
Orenchi gentei de
Nyanntte taorinai ka
Nyannto oretachi no hou ga amaetenno
Yappa ne kidzuiteta ne
Nyaha

Are ore are korette
Kantan de ii na ossan tsukatte
Yume kanaeterya ii yo na nante
Maji kore konna eguin?
Raku janai koto zenbu futou de
Yo no naka uranda tsumori datta no ni

Ore ima ore nanka
Tatoeba kimi to irekawattara
Kokoro to kokoro ga doutoka nante
Are aru jan sore kei no yatsu
Sou iu hanashi janakune?
Futsuu ni kono karada fuyou nansukedo

Nee kaeshite yo
Nee kantan na seishun dattan datte
Choto ne kidzuichatta
Yowai kokoro ni wa yowai karada zettai
Yowai karada ni wa tsuyoi kokoro
Nee kimi wa tsuyoi ne
Nee ore yowai ne
Saikyou datta jidai wa cheat na
Heart de
Nee kaeshite yo
Nee kantan na seishun dattandatte
Chotto ne kidzuichatta
Zutto issho datta desho?

Nyantte amaetenno
Nyannto oretachi no hou ga amaetennno
Chotto ne kidzuichatta
Nyanntte amaetaino
Onna no ko tach iwa futsuu suru dake de
Chougenkai dattan ne
Nyanntte amaenayo
Sukimisechau to hen na me ni aushi
Orenchi gentei de
Nyanntte taorinai ka
Nyannto oretachi no hou ga amaetenno
Yappa ne kidzuiteta ne
Nyante ne nyante ne